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Happy Halloween!
The blood moon has risen, and the CFBBall Poll Field has been cursed as per the year’s tradition… With hair-raising silly hats, cantankerously scary costumes and undeniably heart-stopping upsets! Let’s check in on the action, shall we?
Lord Chaos has been on a rampage as per u–… Wait… Where is Lord Chaos!? It seems to be that he’s already busy dealing with all the ruckus in conference alignments, making the wackiest decisions humanly possible. As if UCLA and USC to the Midwest-focused Big Ten weren’t frightening enough!
Weather in the east is brewing… We don’t know how it goes over at The Weather Channel, but it appears that the expert in weather predicts a high chance of a blowout in College Park, guaranteed in fact!
It seems that a Street Fight is going to brew, pitting a Cerberus against the Muay Thai Emperor, both being Georgia and Mizzou respectively! Beware of the Tiger Punches, Tiger Shots and Tiger Knees!
We aren’t undefeated anymore, Toto! In fact, Both Kansas and Kansas State Jump to the poll, right next to each other. It appears that they are following the Yellow Brick Road to a great season, and that Kansas State is warning Longhorn not to pay attention to what’s behind the curtain…
Catch all this spectacular spookiness and much more at the /r/CFBBall subreddit, the official partner of realigning conferences!