exploit the exploits. or just lay there. white hats use exploits to fix machines. like locking the neighbor’s gate they left open. or steal their stuff. your call
Dumb glasses
Submitted 2 months ago by gedaliyah@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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m3t00@lemmy.world 2 months ago
MasterNerd@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
That’s more grey hat. White hats don’t do anything without explicit permission.
eletes@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
If you want THE sci-fi story for this, read Snow Crash
thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Hey, asking for a friend…
But does anyone know of a clip-on LIDAR emitter we could wear? Those things absolutely burn holes through digital camera sensors!
jim3692@discuss.online 2 months ago
Seriously? How dangerous are those things? Is it safe ex. to film my roomba?
snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
So I need to start using my uv-ir cut filter more?
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
I want that shirt.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Will these have DLSS5? I don’t want to look at ugly people on the subway.
chunes@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Imagine what furries could do with that
kamen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s been a while since phones started asking for user confirmation to open a link from a QR code.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Do they record your voice also? Because they may violate some wire tap laws.
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Depending on context and country filming ppl without their knowledge is already illegal.
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Not in canada, just one person has to be in the know.
Tiger_Man_@szmer.info 2 months ago
qr codes cant really contain a zero-click malware, theyre just links (unless theres a terrible vulnerability in the browser which there probably isnt)
Fluke@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Like the AI assistant following the link to tell the user what’s on the other end? There has to be a way to exploit that.
axexrx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I want someone to figure out how to make the glasses make an ear piercing shriek of other sound uncomfortable enough to make the wearers rip them off their faces.
uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 2 months ago
Also no device just opens those links without user interaction
CaptainBasculin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Cubic Ninja says otherwise :D
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Your not thinking punk enough, choom. sick guitar rift played by Keanu
catnip@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
where there is a will there is a way :p
aciddev@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
This is my favorite variation on this phrase Reddit comments: 1. “If there’s a will, there is always a way”, 2. “Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough”
khanh@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
kinda beautiful
fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I wonder if that QR code thing would work for the TSA/police cameras that are everywhere now?
entropiclyclaude@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
I can work on this… give me a few days. Someone come back and check in tho - I’ve got a huge demo meeting Friday.
As an aside - if you come back I’ve got a new firewall we’re releasing open source on codeberg. Linux only because some functions won’t work on windows. Working on OS Agnostic version.
m3t00@lemmy.world 2 months ago
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
“it’s ok, this video is for…later”
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
😏
Mac@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Obvious problems with surreptitious filming aside, these camera-infused glasses have been great for people filming themselves doing things. If only the whole thing wasnt so damn creepy and gross.
GamingChairModel@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m with you.
GoPro obviously found a really interesting niche that they dominated for about 10 years, and POV videos can still be cool for sports and things like that where the videographer tends not to have hands available for actually holding a camera. I think that’s still pretty cool, and glasses can be a useful form factor for that general use. I’m all for making camera ergonomics better.
But the AI assistant stuff and the attempts to make them part of the actual day to day (both by attempting to making them fashionable and socially normalizing a camera pointing at everything all the time) is obviously a bad development. Even if we implement countermeasures (re-normalizing masks in public, making lighting terrible for digital cameras, etc.) it wouldn’t be a symmetrical effort.
Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ray Ban is owned by Luxoticca Group and they have plenty of money to throw around too.
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
For those not in the knows, Luxotica has a near monopoly on the prescription glasses frame market and are a large part of why a couple grams of molded plastic and wire can set you back hundreds of dollars depending on the logo they glue to it.
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I saw these on the Canadian version of The Price is Right
knobbysideup@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
If you can’t find malcode, goatse is also a good QR code option.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Or start a lemon party.
zbyte64@awful.systems 2 months ago
I wonder if you could prompt inject with QR codes…
phx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Not a brick. Infect it so that it seems to work but continually screws up or corrupts data in weird ways. The user will eventually assume the product is a PoS and shelve it, probably without buying another
michaelmrose@lemmy.world 2 months ago
why would you make smart glasses across process QR codes automatically? or even at all
PissingIntoTheWind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So is there a link that exists already? I’m interested in tattooing this to my jackets.
RabbitMix@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Fuck meta but that’s not how any of this works
minorkeys@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I would love these for when I’m dealing with companies and sales people.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
I don’t care about being filmed in public. After all I’m in public, if I want privacy I’ll go somewhere else.
Obligatory fuck meta though.
Encephalotrocity@feddit.online 2 months ago
if I want privacy I’ll go somewhere else.
Because they absolutely could not just follow you.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
People could do that before meta glasses. I’m not talking about governments here. I’m talking about regular people and you have no illusion of privacy in public. Pretty common sense that.
imjustmsk@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t know, but it would be wierd if someone’s stalking you in public though, So yea having all these footages that can be stitched together which says wherever you go…
(this is a stupid hyper hypothetical scenario I made up, not that meta would be interested to do all that work just to track a person)
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
People could do that before bro. Phone, DSLR, etc.
You have no assumption of privacy in public. If this hypothetical stalker is following you then they’ll do that with or without meta glasses.
drath@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I have no problems with people recording me. Frankly, we should be doing more Sousveillance, as governments and corporate footage has a terrible track record of mysteriously disappearing whenever it’s convenient to them. But that’s not it. This is yet another corporation using peoples faces as camera mounting points. Fuck them. If you need a spycam for some reason, be a normal
creephuman being, and them off aliexpress or somethingRcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Don’t know if I would trust a camera from AliExpress to not directly pipe all of my footage to some mystery server in China.
On the other hand, most name brand cameras are made in China anyway.
Asides from cobbling your own device together, is there any such secure solution/brand that actually respects privacy?
drath@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They are usually too cheap to even have a wireless connection. Most the ones I saw rely on microsd cards
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Sousveillance is such a good word. I learned it through an SCP story
Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I mean hidden cameras have been a thing for many decades, if not a century. There’s nothing new here, zuckerberg pretending he invented something is an old cliche at this point too.
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 2 months ago
On a similar note, Flock is known to do OCR on bumper stickers. I’ve recently found myself wondering if there’s any sanitization being done to the OCR output before it gets stored in whatever database they’re using.
Because Bobby Tables.
DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
The comic, for any unaware:
xkcd.com/327/smeenz@lemmy.nz 2 months ago
Additional relevant xkcd
Mcdolan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Let’s assume they don’t, who can design my new bumper stickers?
lemmyartistforhire@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What are the requirements?
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Welp.
Orwell warned us.
It’s kind of crazy that we’re already kind of there. I find myself constantly thinking about how I’m most likely being recorded at any given time I’m not at home. Even at home until I put my foot down and told my girlfriend her Ring cameras inside the house were to be put away unless we were on vacation.
And I’m old enough to remember when this feeling of being watched all the time was not a thing. I know it helps solve a lot of crimes, but honestly, I don’t care. I don’t think it’s worth it to live in a surveillance state.
Also, I’m a nudist. I go to nude resorts/beaches. People are going to be wearing these fucking things now and then uploading the video to the internet. NOT OK. Like, there’s an unspoken rule among nudists not to have phones out, and if someone does, people will confront them about it. But you can’t really protect against hidden fucking cameras in sunglasses.
I’m so tired of all this.
Delphia@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Or at least go full fucking Orwell with it and let me see the benefits.
Every fucking night someones shithead kids are out breaking into and stealing cars in my neighbourhood and every fucking day I have to dodge unregistered dirt bikes and unrestricted E-bikes on the roads just trying to go to work and do groceries like a regular boring asshole who has to obey all the fucking rules because if I beat the fuck out of the cunt in my driveway trying to get into my car and possibly steal it I’ll catch charges and if I dont pay all the registration costs, insurances and drive exactly as I’m told the government will destroy my livelihood.
Do something about the brainless fucks that cant live in a society FIRST and maybe I’ll complain less about the surveillance state.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Thank you for mentioning nude beaches. I’m a woman and I have a favorite nude beach I go to and people constantly have their phones/(camera) out and it’s not okay. If they’re confronted about it they’ll just respond that it’s a public placeand it’s legal to film in public. It’s out of control at this beach. It’s disgusting. A few weeks ago there was a man sitting staring at me for an hour (I was napping asleep, he was there before I fell asleep and he was still there when I woke up, still staring at me) and in retrospect I realize he was wearing these meta glasses. I told him firmly angrily to stop staring at me and he finally got up and left 😡
Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
We have been here for years, the NSA has been recording everything we say here in the U.S. for… a long time. I’m not actually clear on how long they’ve been doing it.
Also, I can buy a camera no wider than a penny and have it quite literally anywhere on my person without you knowing — unless nudists also have a rule where they drive to the nude beach naked, you’ve kinda been shit out of luck for a while there too.
johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
All those surveillance cameras didn’t do shit for Nancy Guthrie
Nomad@infosec.pub 2 months ago
In the stone age of qrcode scanners, the scanner would enter the phone number directly into the dial app. All you needed to do was hit dial. Very convenient… When we were young little shits we would print qrcodes containing the android factory reset dial codes because those didn’t need hitting dial to trigger.
5in1k@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Snowcrash?
floppybiscuits@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Was about to say time for someone to write the meta snowcrash virus
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I was gonna bring it up if nobody else did
reptar@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Same!
I want some eye-invisible, machine readable snow crash
tehBishop@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Thanks I was trying to remember this. Loved that book.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Amazing, virtuosic writing.
sanbdra@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Modern day Medusa is actually a genius idea.
libre_warrior@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
snook goggles