The original post: /r/television by /u/Chadwiko on 2026-03-06 10:06:34+00:00.

Forgive me mods and anyone else who takes umbrage, but I didn’t see… uh… literally anywhere else on reddit to discuss ‘Ted’ season 2?

Anyway I thought I’d start a thread.

This season looks awesome. Source is Rotten Tomatoes:

TED SEASON 2 - EPISODE TITLES AND SUMMARIES

2x01: Talk Dirty to Me

John and Ted use a phone in the school basement to call a phone-sex hotline; when the charges end up costing the school thousands of dollars, a hard-nosed special investigator from the school district is brought in to find the culprits.

2x02: Mrs. Robichek

Ted starts a risky affair with a married woman and becomes emotionally invested; Matty and Susan try to figure out the cause of Matty’s erectile dysfunction.

2x03: Dungeons & Dealers

A weed shortage forces John, Ted and Blaire to complete a drug dealer’s Dungeons & Dragons campaign; unaware that the reward is a bag of pot, Matty and Susan join the quest.

2x04: The Mom’s Bombed Rom-Com

When Blaire and her girlfriend break up, all she wants to do is sit on the couch and watch rom-coms, to Matty’s frustration; Ted’s lie to John about hooking up with their elderly neighbor leads the boys to an unusual double date.

2x05: The Sword in the Stoned

Realizing John is light on extracurricular activities for college applications, John and Ted audition for the school play; Matty and Susan get part-time jobs at Dunkin’ Donuts.

2x06: Roe v. Weed

After a meaningless hookup, Blaire finds herself navigating an unexpected pregnancy, causing a clash of opinions among the family.

2x07: Susan is the New Black

When a police officer finds John and Ted’s weed during a traffic stop, Susan takes the fall for them and gets a 10-day jail sentence; she navigates life on the inside, while the family discovers what life on the outside is like without her.

2x08: Fraudcast News

After a health scare, Matty is under doctor’s orders to keep calm; this becomes especially challenging when the O.J. Simpson verdict is announced, leading the family to go to extreme lengths to keep him from learning the truth.