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The original was posted on /r/cfb by /u/throw667 on 2023-10-28 02:57:41.
Skint? Burned? Saving money for that 196" TV on Black Friday? Here are some cheap tickets to get you an in-stadium fix this weekend:
$3
MARYLAND at NORTHWESTERN: Couple of fifth-place BIG 10 teams battling for mighty fourth place.
$4
VIRGINIA at MIAMI: It’s completely untrue that Miami’s stadium is so poorly located even student fans won’t go. Except that’s totally true.
$5
NEW MEXICO at NEVADA: Is New Mexico the worst team in football over the last 20 years? Or is it that southern New Mexico team (NMSU)? The Lobos are on the road but I’m not sure they will “shoot a team in Reno, just it watch it lose,” as Johnny Cash sang. Bonus to for going: spend the money you save on tickets at a casino. Or at a nearby pawn shop, cheap watches there.
$7
PURDUE at NEBRASKA: The top two teams in the BIG 10 West are named after battleships, so neither of these teams can compete. Thus the low ticket price because the best Purdue could ever do in its history is make boilers for battleships in the pre-nuclear propulsion age.
$8
WESTERN MICHIGAN at EASTERN MICHIGAN: At this price, the 525 Wolverine spies, who go to every single other NCAA game every weekend, can save a ton on their travel costs and spend it at a bar, or by purchasing better telephoto lenses for their cellphones.
INDIANA at #10 PENN STATE: No white out, and no dollar out here. Cheapskates rejoice!
#11 OREGON STATE at ARIZONA. Sun-baked Arizona residents thought Oregon was coming and dumped tickets when they found out. They’ll find out something else when they get slapped silly by the might beaver’s tail. (Though some might like it.)