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The original was posted on /r/cfb by /u/katarh on 2026-02-24 16:48:00+00:00.


I received a “remind me” text from exactly 120 days ago to post this in the off season.

Original Comment Chain: www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/1ogned1/…/nlhokh3/

What is your list of the top 10 funniest CFB stories/scandals we’ve had so far from 2000-2025?

The ground rules from the original post were:

  • Must be actually funny and not tragic (i.e. no players harmed, no deaths, etc. Leaving out Penn State from this list.)
  • Only off field shenanigans. Funny in game incidents like the Cleat Yeet deserve their own thread.
  • Coaches and fan involved stories are fair game, as are graduated players, but not currently active players.

My list is something like this:

  1. Pole Assassin’s Monkey (2021)
  2. The Michigan Manifesto (2023)
  3. Jim McElwain’s Shark (2017)
  4. Joey Freshwater (2015)
  5. The Poisoning of Toomer’s Corner (2010)
  6. UNC’s Fake Classes (2010-2012)
  7. Wakeyleaks (2016)
  8. Pruitt Crootin’ with Cash in McDs bags (2021)
  9. Petrino’s Motorcycle Ride (2012)
  10. Bishop Sycamore High School (2021)

Why 2000-2015?

There was a previous thread 13 years ago that included serious scandals and spanned all time, but it feels like another century has passed since then.

reddit.com/…/how_would_you_rank_the_biggest_colle…

And another one 12 years ago that also included serious stuff + all time: reddit.com/…/bestmost_entertaining_college_footba…

And another one from 9 years ago: reddit.com/…/what_are_the_biggest_cfb_scandals_th…

So I think we’re due for an updated list, and can stick to just the funny ones.