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The original was posted on /r/nfl by /u/who_ate_the_pizza on 2023-10-25 03:05:54.
Downvote me if you need to but I’m about to explain to you what peak NFL performance looks like, and honestly, it’s pretty god damn simple.
On every play of offense you put 11 offensive lineman out there. You put an lineman as TE, a lineman as QB, etc… I’m talking big ass meatball mfs. You only run the ball ever but you mix up the gaps. Your 350 lb RB hits the a gap, then the C gap, then back to A. Sometimes B. You get it. Your goal is to gain 2.5 yards every play. You never punt. Just cut that mf from the roster and hire more offensive line. Also, these meatballs rotate in and out constantly, like lines in hockey. There are no true starters.
This does several things which equal a winning strategy.
- Its hard to stop. It’s a lot like a tush push.
- It wears out the defense very quickly, so it gets easier as the game goes on.
- It keeps good offenses off the field.
- The league is super pass heavy and trending toward speed over size. This means that defenses are getting smaller which makes it easier to push them around.
- QBs are very expensive and can get hurt. Fuck em, get more o line.
- O line is comparatively cheap which leaves a huge amount of salary cap for defense. You also don’t need the best pass blocking o line in the world. You need big strong fat fuckers. Hit up a truck stop.
- No one can build a roster to defend against you.because if they did they be severely outmanned for their other games.
Guys this is the perfect strategy. You may, on occasion, have a drive stopped early in the game but you will impose your will over time and your defense will always keep you in it.