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The original was posted on /r/cfb by /u/Tedstriker99 on 2023-10-23 00:48:11.
I think that if you paid someone to purposely ruin a football program, they would’ve had a hard time getting Michigan State to suck this bad in such a short period of time.
Preached accountability and ball security, then proceeded to have approximately 12,000 turnovers in his first game and never fired the worst fucking coordinators that the world has ever seen. Of course he had no idea how to develop talent, so how would he be able to judge anybody else’s?
He also sounded like a traumatic brain injury survivor when he was in front of a microphone. And I say that as a traumatic brain injury survivor.
In fact, my scrambled and partially nonexistent right frontal lobe can put together sentences way better than that numb nuts.
Thank God for his narcissistic masturbation complex, and the blank slate we are starting with instead of having to deal with his bullshit again next year.
Go green, unless Mel Tucker is wearing green. Then fuck him.