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The original was posted on /r/cfb by /u/TittyClapper on 2025-12-30 23:38:04+00:00.
Make the transfer portal random. It would immediately improve college football.
Dylan Raiola decides to enter the transfer portal? Boom. He’s playing for the New Mexico State Aggies next season.
Rename it to The Sorting Hat and college football is fixed. Players who enter put their name in a pot and every team in the country gets one random drawing per player that leaves their school via The Sorting Hat.
You’re welcome
as an aside, kickers and punters should be required to kick the ball with both feet at the same time instead of just one foot