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The original was posted on /r/nfl by /u/BryLinds on 2025-12-26 17:18:59+00:00.
Well gents this took a really long time Im ngl. First Im going to hand out the awards and go over some of the data, then I’ll talk about the process team by team.
Without further ado, LESGO
First of all
Let’s take a look at the graph of states
The number of the states chanting E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES is not as bountiful as I once thought. Enough to win an election sure but the farther north you are you’re skoling. Let’s take a look at some of the anomalies:
- The Cardinals managed not one but two states in Minnesota and North Dakota
-Nevada was split with an even number of Packers and Bengals schools
-The Commanders won Mississippi. I know what you are Mississippi. You can’t see it but imagine Doakes.
-The Bengals Split West Virginia with Philly
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The Bears won Alaska, Split New Mexico
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The Packers won Louisiana and New Hampshire, split a few others
-Idaho was split between Green Bay and Minnesota
-Montana is the Northernmost Eagles State, North Carolina is the Southernmost Vikings State
-Indiana was split between our top two
-The Rams won New Jersey, split Maryland with Philly
And now for the Multi Splits
- Utah was the most populous Multi Split as Philly, the Rams and the Falcons all got three. every other split was one school copying one team.
-You can’t see it but DC has the Colts, Lions and Bears splitting that small small place
-2 Five Splits, Vermont and Wyoming. Vermont has Atlanta, Philly, Minnesota, the Broncos and the Chiefs.
-Wyoming has Minnesota, Green Bay, Philly, Carolina and Buffalo
-Hawaii has 6. Arizona, Minnesota, Chicago, Tampa, Green Bay and Philly.
And let’s see the divisional stats and standings:
But without further ado
YOUR WINNER OF THE SILVER FOOTBALL TOUCHDOWN SCULPTURE IS-
[Opens up Envelope]
ITS A TIE!?
But brylinds how could this be? Philadelphia nearly doubled the second place team.
But see dear reader, they did tie on a technicality.
WITH CLEVELAND!
Yes dear readers, due to Cleveland just being a helmet and pretty much every school listed wears a helmet, CLEVELAND WINS
But if we did it my way yes Philadelphia wins.
PHILLY, CLEVELAND
Enjoy it boys
THE MOST COPIED DIVISION:
THE NFC NORTH!
well also technically the AFC North as well but Yknow
NFC North: 663
Minnesota- 290
Green Bay- 176
Chicago- 124
Detroit- 73
✨Power of Friendship✨
NFC East : 647
Philadelphia- 465
Washington- 77
Cowboys- 72
Giants -34
A HARD Carry job by Philly that wouldn’t have been as close if Dallas didn’t go a bit crazy on the multiplier rule
NFC West: 316 (HELL YEAH)
LA Rams- 143
Arizona- 103
San Francisco- 53
Seattle- 17
Mamma Mia that’s a lopsided division
NFC South: 278
Atlanta-130
Tampa-107
Carolina -22
New Orleans-19
Never mind, this is more lopsided with an 85 logo difference
AFC West- 259
Denver- 100
Kansas City- 73
LA Chargers- 54
Vegas- 32
TEAMWORK!
AFC South: 170
Jacksonville - 56
Indianapolis- 54
Tennessee- 49
Houston Texans- 11
If you want to add the Oilers, 181
AFC East: 163
New England- 112
NY Jets - 27
Buffalo- 21
Miami- 3
A HARD carry job by New England
AFC North: 100
Cincinnati - 77
Baltimore - 17
Cleveland - 6
Pittsburgh- BIG OL GOOSE EGG
Cincinnati was the only team that tried. But granted, Baltimore just got here, Cleveland and Pittsburgh are unique snowflakes.
Speaking off
THE SPECIAL SNOWFLAKES AWARDS
Look we all knew who it was going to be for a long ass time. But do not hang your heads Steelers fans. While high schools all across two countries went on and diluted your in state brethren’s brand to the nth degree, No one, absolutely NO ONE EXCEPT HUACHIPATO FC IN CHILE C…
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