The original post: /r/television by /u/Individual_Power9013 on 2025-12-25 02:10:27+00:00.
Welp, having seen the entire season, I can finally render my verdict:
This show has all the energy of a woman with several years of undiagnosed iron deficiency anemia, the flavor of skim milk, and the excitement of Trump as he’s dozing off during an important political meeting.
There is no meat on these bones. They’re beautiful, shiny, ivory bones that sparkle so much that you almost forget you’re hungry and starving for the most pathetic string of meat. There is no plot. There are no interesting characters. No depth. There is only excruciating repetition and some nice-looking visuals.
This is all a long way of saying: told ya so! I could sense from episode 2 that this show had nowhere to go–that it’s premise was way too restrictive and could best be utilized as a single episode of television ala Rick & Morty or The Twilight Zone. Indeed, it has nowhere to go and not fast….but very, very, very slowly. I feel vindicated…or should I say vince-dicated!
Thank you and Vince, what the hell happened to you, man? RIP. You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the…guy putting out soulless, boring TV.