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The original was posted on /r/soccer by /u/landofphi on 2025-11-29 10:30:01+00:00.
Original Title: Wayne Rooney blamed his vasectomy on Mr Tumble (character from the CBeebies show Something Special): “I hate Mr Tumble. I had to sit through it 4 times with every kid. It’s got to the point now where I just can’t. He’s the reason I’ve got the snip. I couldn’t have another kid to go through it again”