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The original was posted on /r/cfb by /u/Sytraxo on 2025-11-04 12:52:59+00:00.


It’s like South Park. He doesn’t kneel when it guarantees the win. And loses on a fumble.

He knees when its clearly the wrong decision. And loses by an interception

Even if he ran up the middle 3 times and kneeled on 4th, I wouldn’t be so angry. If we even got to 4th down anyway…

I still can’t accept it. I still believe we won that game 23-20

I feel like tom cruise in vanilla sky, like I’m swaggering around town high fiving everyone, whisking Penelope cruz around in my Bugatti and walking into publix as everyone stops what their doing to give me thunderous applause. When in reality I spend all day in bed covered in my own shit and reeking of booze, and I can’t even open the fridge without the light burning my eyes