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The original was posted on /r/publicfreakout by /u/TheCodergator on 2025-10-21 22:03:21+00:00.
COMMERCE CITY, Colo. — Local school board member Lucy Molina boldly declared herself an “elected official”, apparently unaware that winning elections is typically a prerequisite for claiming electoral victory.
Sources confirm that Molina has participated in two (2) elections and lost two (2) elections, a pattern mathematicians are calling “consistent.”
Councilman Kim, who is Korean-American and not “white”, is the actual elected official Molina ejected from the meeting. He boringly won his race with real votes from real humans who really went to polls that really existed.