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The original was posted on /r/cfb by /u/Sytraxo on 2025-10-18 10:10:00+00:00.
So I’m up early. It’s currently 5:53. And have woken up a loser. No pretty girl laying by my side. No victory. And 7-11 didnt even have any grape Gatorade. Just some “midnight rush” or some nonsense. Really, do you need 4 racks for the dark green flavor so you have zero left for grape?
So I had to settle for “cool blue.” Well, it’s not cool man, this was supposed to be the year, our head coach play called ourselves out of contention and I’d like to go to la fitness but it doesn’t open until 8 o clock.
What is “football”, really? What is life? Why do we care so much? Why do I bother? I’m not on this team, why do I say “we” lost? I didn’t lose last night. I didn’t throw any interceptions, I didn’t drop any passes, I wasn’t tackled for a loss. Why am I punished?
We didn’t lose last night. The refs did.