The original post: /r/television by /u/B0DYBYBACON on 2025-09-22 19:38:50+00:00.

Kind of an old topic but I’ve spent the past few years thinking about this so I thought I’d make a post about it. In this episode, Mr. Krabs states that there are 13 words you can’t say, and thanks to the hard work of the late George Carlin and his team, we know that the first 10 in order are shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat.

Then there was that audio leak from Sailor Mouth where SpongeBob rolls eels for the fiftieth time in a row and yells “BLOW ME!” and Patrick responds “You said #11!” but there are two words here. That said, I think we can rule out “me” since Mr. Krabs (the character who introduced them to the 13 words) has said the word “me” countless times. Yes, he does go on to say all 13 words later in the episode, but they were all censored and to my knowledge, no instance of saying “me” has ever been censored in the show before or since, so we can conclude that #11 is most likely “blow.”

So here’s the list so far:

  1. Shit
  2. Piss
  3. Fuck
  4. Cunt
  5. Cocksucker
  6. Motherfucker
  7. Tits
  8. Fart
  9. Turd
  10. Twat
  11. Blow
  12. ???
  13. ???

Does anyone here have any inside information on what the last two words could be? I’ve seen some lists around here but most of them do not include all of the first 11. Thanks in advance for your thoughts and insights!