Rooney "I loved Van Gaal, he was so funny. We had a lunch with all the players, wives, girlfriends, staff. He came up to Coleen and said 'your children, they look very much like the father', she s...

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Original Title: Rooney “I loved Van Gaal, he was so funny. We had a lunch with all the players, wives, girlfriends, staff. He came up to Coleen and said ‘your children, they look very much like the father’, she said ‘yeah’, he said ‘he has very strong sperm’. That was the first time he met her!”