[Satire] Labor extends Glencore coal mine as gaslighting officially added to national energy mix

Defending its decision to approve an extension of Glencore’s Ulan thermal coal mine, the Albanese Government today confirmed that gaslighting remains “the single most reliable energy source available to Australians”.

With the Government continuing to approve coal mines, despite an election platform of environmental responsibility, industry analysts have projected that 80% of Australia’s energy mix could be provided by gaslighting by 2030.