[Wayne Rooney] "I met a player at the Atlantic water park in Dubai to try and get him to sign for Derby. He was in Dubai, so we've met there and I actually had a skintight wet top on where I'd bee...

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Original Title: [Wayne Rooney] “I met a player at the Atlantic water park in Dubai to try and get him to sign for Derby. He was in Dubai, so we’ve met there and I actually had a skintight wet top on where I’d been on the slides. Because if I don’t have a top on, I’ll just burn.”