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The original was posted on /r/cfb by /u/CardInternational753 on 2025-08-17 01:02:02+00:00.
Obviously, the sub is getting a little stir-crazy with Week 0 a gruelling seven days away. And we’ve seen a lot of posts about people’s majestic realignment visions over the course of the offseason.
But I am here, humbly, to propose to you all the only conference realignment structure that matters:
Today, I am pleased to announce the formation of the Party 10 Conference. These 10 schools, chosen for their inclusion in a 1987 Playboy feature about party schools, exemplify the very best of what being a student athlete is all about - reckless partying. So, first, please welcome our esteemed conference members:
The Chico State Wildcats, who make their football debut and join us from the California Collegiate Athletic Association (Division II)
The Mercer Bears, who join us from the Southern Conference (Division I - FCS)
The Miami (FL) Hurricanes, who join us from the Atlantic Coast Conference (Division I - FBS)
The Plymouth State Panthers, who join us from the Massachusetts State Collegiate Athletic Conference (Division III)
The San Diego State Aztecs, who join us from the Mountain West Conference (Division I - FBS)
Slippery Rock University, aka The Rock, who join us from the Pennsylvania State Athletic Conference (Division II)
The University of Connecticut (UConn) Huskies, who join us after several years as a Division I - FBS Independent
The Vermont Catamounts, who make their football debut and join us from the America East Conference (Division I)
The Virginia Cavaliers, who join us from us from the Atlantic Coast Conference (Division I - FBS)
The West Virginia Mountaineers, who join us from the Big 12 Conference (Division I - FBS)
This highly competitive coast-to-coast conference is set to be a trailblazer in college athletics, offering incentives to the schools that truly embody the spirit of The Party School mentality. To achieve this goal, the Party 10 will be led by Commissioner Jesse Cole, best known for his work leading the revolutionary Savannah Bananas. To exemplify the competitive edge of the Party 10, we only need to look to Mountaineers head coach Rich Rodríguez, who told ESPN, “The only reason I banned TikTok dances in the locker room is because I believe the student athletes can do better than some lame viral dance to exemplify the party college mentality we strive to foster at West Virginia University, and the wider Party 10 Conference.”
Furthermore, as reported by several highly reputable random anonymous Twitter accounts, the Party 10 champion will receive a triple bye in the College Football Playoffs and will be immediately entered into the College Football National Championship Game.
We hope that you will extend your fandom to this pioneering conference in the coming weeks, months, and years.