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The original was posted on /r/cfb by /u/Elated7079 on 2025-07-27 00:09:40+00:00.
Mike Bobo, offensive coordinator for Georgia, has to have some powerful leverage on Kirby Smart and/or UGA athletics leadership. Effectively nothing else could explain his continued employment at the burden of $1.503 million to the taxpayers (and boosters) of the Peach State.
A few statistics:
- Rushing Offense: 124.4 rushing yards per game (102nd of 134 FBS teams)
- Total Offensive Yards per Game: 398.4 yards (50th nationally)
- Scoring Offense: 32.6 points per game (32nd nationally)
- Passing Offense: 281.0 passing yards per game (12th nationally)
Comparison to 2022:
- Total offense (yards per game): 501.1 → 398.4 (–102.7 ypg)
- Rushing offense (yards per game): 205.3 → 124.4 (–80.9 ypg)
- Scoring offense (points per game): 40.7 → 32.6 (–8.1 ppg)
- Third‑down conversion rate: 51.10 % → 39.2 % (–11.9 pp)
My leading hypothesis is that Mike Bobo actually secretly swapped Uga X (the mascot) during the post-season for a non-lineage dog, explaining Uga X’s failure to appear on January 9, 2023 at the National Championship vs TCU in LA when the heist was discovered. Bobo clearly used his return as a bargaining chip to force a hire. Why else would a back-to-back national championship team hire a coach who was fired for performance from both Colorado State and Auburn?
Who else in the NCAA maintains a mysterious employment that can only be explained by dark intrigue? How else can I cope with Georgia’s regression to (or below) the mean?