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The original was posted on /r/cfb by /u/throw667 on 2023-09-16 15:12:23.

With only three SEC-SEC matchups this weekend, here is the lowdown on getting last minute tickets, according to vivid seats (as seen through ESPN).

SEC-SEC games:

Head to Starkville to watch the Bulldogs upset(?) LSU for $24. Or see future NFL All-Pro (no, really) Rattler get snakebitten in Athens for $47.

Swamp aficionados have to pay $84 to see Tennessee fall from its 886’ hill top early this evening to below sea level, which is where all of Florida is.

SEC-Non SEC games:

Kyle Field is really something else and any football fan will want to eventually stumble off the train tracks in the middle of campus, and wander around waving a $5 bill, to see A&M rough up ULM. Why stumble? Because College Station isn’t quite yet a suburb of Houston, and therefore is in the middle of OutOfTheWayVille. Why only $5? Because morale is in the toilet at A&M except for the Cadets.

For $23 you can head to Columbia and see why-are-they-in-the-SEC Mizzou lose to Kansas State.

Alabama is doing a solid by playing a “help them set their athletic department budget for the year” game at South Florida in Tampa. Chip in $18 to help the Bulls but don’t ask the locals why Tampa is considered south Florida when google maps clearly shows it in the middle of the state.

Vanderbilt heads to Las Vegas for a $21 a head head-to-head with UNLV. Commodores have probably used engineering and science skills (but not social engineering skills, their students have none) to figure out how to break the casino at Mandalay Bay, so game attendance may be sparse.

You can watch the wreck from Tech get beaten in Oxford for a mere $28.

I like when Auburn helps out in-state teams but looked twice at it costing $34 to see Samford. Is it because Samford is a private school and needs more money than a small in-state public school? No, Samford has an $334 million endowment.

For some reason it will cost $33 to see BYU in Fayetteville. Is that fan interest or are BYU alumni loaded and Razorback ticket-takers know it?

And finally, it’s all you can eat for $18 at Kroger Field when Akron takes the team in two vans and a Penske rental to Lexington.