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The original was posted on /r/cfb by /u/tfourthreeseven on 2025-07-10 13:28:45+00:00.
The recent posts got me curious, so here’s my version for the Sooners:
Head Coach: Howard Schnellenberger (1995)
Assistant Coaches: Ted Youngling (1955-57), Joe Rector (1964-65), Dick Heatly (64-65), Jerry Pettibone (1971-77), Christ Vagotis (1995), Dick Winder (1996-97)
Offense (wishbone)
- QB General Booty (2022-23)
- FB Wahoo McDaniel (1957-59)
- HB Buster Rhymes (1980-84)
- HB Elvis Peacock (1974-77)
- OT Silas Satepauhoodle (1983-84)
- OT John Titsworth (1965-68)
- C Jeep Dewberry (1969-71)
- OG Ladorphyas Stripling (1982-84)
- OG Jim Jones (1977-81)
- WR Charleston Rambo (2017-20)
- TE Brody Eldridge (2005-09)
Defense (3-4)
- DE John Goodman (1976-79)
- DE C.J. Ah You (2005-06)
- DT Lucious Selmon (1971-73)
- LB Ogbonnia Okoronkwo (2013-17)
- LB Eric Striker (2012-15)
- LB Rocky Calmus (1998-2001)
- LB Harry Hettmannsperger (1965-66)
- DB Chijioke Onyenegecha (2004-05)
- DB M.H. Snodgress (1925)
- S Brodney Pool (2002-04)
- S Harry Berry (1926-28)
Special Teams
- K Uwe von Schamann (1975-78)
- P Reeves Mundschau (2017-21)
Honorable Mention:
- 1890s: Jasper Clapham
- 1900-49: Jim Brown, James Buchanan, Page Belcher, William McKinley, T Heinie Haag
- 1950-99: HB Jon Running, OL Wes Butts, DT Dennis Cumbach (1970), T Karl Baldischwiler, QB Julius Caesar (J.C.) Watts, TE Keith Jackson, K Tim Duncan, WR Michael Jackson
- 2000-present: K Jimmy Stewart, OL Vince Carter, RB Ntuna Ekuri, WR Jaquaize Pettaway
I took a couple liberties with the defensive players from the 1920s, but I’m sure those one-platoon guys would embrace the challenge. My favorite is Chijioke Onyenegecha because it’s fun to say, it was fun hearing announcers stumble over the name, and after tackles I remember Brent Musberger saying “Onyenegecha, I’m gonna getcha”.