This is an automated archive made by the Lemmit Bot.

The original was posted on /r/nfl by /u/BryLinds on 2025-06-23 13:36:09+00:00.


Alabama

Alaska

Arizona

Arkansas

California

Colorado

The Wikipedia article for Connecticut has been the best of all the states so far. Not separated by Counties, just all there in Alphabetical order with the mascot in the same article so I don’t have to click as much. If any of y’all are Wikipedia Article Writers, you may want to consider this for other states.

Anyways onto the fun!

We kick off with Avon and our pretty much winner - The Eagles

Canton High - Washington Redatcteds

Cheshire High- They’re the Rams but they use the Green Bay G but turned it into a C when Cats was RIGHT THERE?? I don’t like this recurring theme of NFC Northcest in every state…

Derby- well turns out NFC Northcest wasn’t enough, we gotta have AFC Westcest. They’re called the Red Raiders but use The Chiefs Arrowhead

East Lyme- Vikings

Fitch -Classic Falcons

Foran - Red Lions

Grasso Tech-Eagles and that other G Tech

Greenwich -How do they have better uniforms than the Actual Cardinals?

Sheehan - Titans

Kennedy- More Eagles

Prince Tech - Falcons

Rockville- Didnt even try to differentiate themselves from the Rams

Trumbull- Eagles

Valley Regional - Washington

Westhill - Vikings

Wethersfield - Eagles

Wolcott- Also Eagles

Wright Tech- Chargers

Bullard-Haven - Bengals Helmet

New Fairfield - Didnt even try to change the Falcons u/Templar26

Alright, TO THE TALLY!

Philadelphia: 70 [+6 Schools)

Minnesota: 33 (+ 2)

Green Bay: 31(+ Cheshire)

New England: 22

LA Rams: 20(+ Rockville)

Atlanta: 18 (+3)

Chicago: 16

Jacksonville: 15

Washington: 15 (+2)

Denver: 14

Arizona: 13 (Greenwich)

Tampa: 12

Indy: 11

San Francisco: 9

Cincinnati: 9(B-H)

Detroit: 7(Foran)

LA Chargers: 6(Wright Tech)

Kansas City: 6 (+Derby)

New Orleans: 5

Dallas: 5

Tennessee :5 (Sheehan)

Carolina: 4

NY Jets: 3

Baltimore: 3

Houston: 3

Buffalo: 2

Vegas: 2

Seattle: 1

Fun Names:

Academy of IT and Engineering: Cyborg Dolphins, meet Cyborg Rams

Avon Old Farms- Not just any Beavers, BUT WINGED BEAVERS

Berlin -RedCoats

Choate- Wild Boars

Christian Heritage - Kingsmen

East Hampton Hugh - Bellringers

Danbury -Hatters

Darien - Blue Wave

Kingswood-Oxford - Wyverns

Marvelwood - Pterodactyls

Ms. Porter’s - Daisys

Nathan Hale-Ray - Noises

Terryville - Terrifying looking Kangaroo

New London - Whalers (RIP HARTFORD)

Windham - Whippets

Newington - Recently changed their dull ass problematic ass Indians identity to NOR’EASTERS!

Westminster - Martlet

Alright did I miss anything? Let me know! Delaware is small, so it may be done today, idk