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The original was posted on /r/nfl by /u/BryLinds on 2025-06-23 13:36:09+00:00.
The Wikipedia article for Connecticut has been the best of all the states so far. Not separated by Counties, just all there in Alphabetical order with the mascot in the same article so I don’t have to click as much. If any of y’all are Wikipedia Article Writers, you may want to consider this for other states.
Anyways onto the fun!
We kick off with Avon and our pretty much winner - The Eagles
Canton High - Washington Redatcteds
Derby- well turns out NFC Northcest wasn’t enough, we gotta have AFC Westcest. They’re called the Red Raiders but use The Chiefs Arrowhead
East Lyme- Vikings
Fitch -Classic Falcons
Foran - Red Lions
Grasso Tech-Eagles and that other G Tech
Greenwich -How do they have better uniforms than the Actual Cardinals?
Sheehan - Titans
Kennedy- More Eagles
Prince Tech - Falcons
Rockville- Didnt even try to differentiate themselves from the Rams
Trumbull- Eagles
Valley Regional - Washington
Westhill - Vikings
Wethersfield - Eagles
Wolcott- Also Eagles
Wright Tech- Chargers
Bullard-Haven - Bengals Helmet
New Fairfield - Didnt even try to change the Falcons u/Templar26
Alright, TO THE TALLY!
Philadelphia: 70 [+6 Schools)
Minnesota: 33 (+ 2)
Green Bay: 31(+ Cheshire)
New England: 22
LA Rams: 20(+ Rockville)
Atlanta: 18 (+3)
Chicago: 16
Jacksonville: 15
Washington: 15 (+2)
Denver: 14
Arizona: 13 (Greenwich)
Tampa: 12
Indy: 11
San Francisco: 9
Cincinnati: 9(B-H)
Detroit: 7(Foran)
LA Chargers: 6(Wright Tech)
Kansas City: 6 (+Derby)
New Orleans: 5
Dallas: 5
Tennessee :5 (Sheehan)
Carolina: 4
NY Jets: 3
Baltimore: 3
Houston: 3
Buffalo: 2
Vegas: 2
Seattle: 1
Fun Names:
Academy of IT and Engineering: Cyborg Dolphins, meet Cyborg Rams
Avon Old Farms- Not just any Beavers, BUT WINGED BEAVERS
Berlin -RedCoats
Choate- Wild Boars
Christian Heritage - Kingsmen
East Hampton Hugh - Bellringers
Danbury -Hatters
Darien - Blue Wave
Kingswood-Oxford - Wyverns
Marvelwood - Pterodactyls
Ms. Porter’s - Daisys
Nathan Hale-Ray - Noises
Terryville - Terrifying looking Kangaroo
New London - Whalers (RIP HARTFORD)
Windham - Whippets
Newington - Recently changed their dull ass problematic ass Indians identity to NOR’EASTERS!
Westminster - Martlet
Alright did I miss anything? Let me know! Delaware is small, so it may be done today, idk