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Air Force: I really like the lighting helmets
Akron: I fucking love kangaroos
Alabama: i just love really well executed football all at 3 levels. Savor those Saban teams.
App State: yall beat Michigan and A&M, what more can I ask for? Oh, go win in Boise.
Arizona: Yall might have the prettiest sunset in sports
Arizona State: One of the few teams that rocks the black alternates well
Arkansas: I really like yelling WOO PIG SOUIE
Arkansas State: Scarlet is pretty damn adorable
Army: It’s the fucking Army. Like the damn ARMY has a football team!!
Auburn: Yall are really fun. Even when yall suck, yallre fun. Double: having a fucking hawk fly around the stadium is so cool
Ball State: I know yall played Nebraska in 07 and almost won, but I really know jack about Ball State tbh.
Baylor: Green and gold is a really nice color combo. Also, RG3.
Boise State: I really wanted yall to REALLY pull it off in the BCS era. Those teams were fun
Boston College: Yall got a tough fucking team. I loved the Bob as a GM, but he’s gonna get yall competing real soon
Bowling Green: I would use your team as a Browns franchise “demotion” on the PS2. I don’t know if that’s a good thing though
Buffalo: Wings > Garbage Plates > Salt Potatoes
BYU: I know how it feels to lose on a Hail Mary, so yall got that going for yall.
Cal: Pretty sad Ott left. But the Calgorithm lives on!
Central Michigan: I really need to watch more Maction. I hope Drinkall can get yall to a good place.
Charlotte: Best 49ers in football
Cincinnati: I love the Kelce bros. Excited to play yall in a few weeks. Go do something we couldn’t in the 21st century and win the big 12!
Clemson: It was really fucking cool to see Dabo save that season and take Clemson to a bowl game. And being able to SMOKE Saban? Good god
Coastal Carolina: Yall are some DOGS. We dont need any more cats, looking in the mirror “do i look good, i got my extra bands”. BE A DOG! We dont need more meows, we dont nerd more cats. We nerd morr dogs.
Colorado State: Yeah I know. I know you know i know you know. The state uniforms were sick too. 🤝🤝
Delaware: Fucking hell yeah man. Like holy shit, so damn cool
Duke: Im really glad yall got to be respectable. And hell, even at your worst days, it wasnt whats going on over there. Also, JJ was my favorite college player.
East Carolina: The fucking purple rocks
Eastern Michigan: The gray is really unique, we need more unique in today’s football
FAU: Nebraska was rooting for yall hard before Carl crashed out. I still am.
FIU: Pitbull. Hell yeah, fucking sick.
Florida: Yall are so fun when it’s rocking. Even when I cheer against yall I have fun.
Florida State: How the hell do you win the Heisman, beating Tommie Frazier, and then start in the NBA Finals? One of the best to ever do it
FSU: Love the Carr bros, love Tae. They were so fun, I hope yall get someone like them again
Georgia: CornDawgs 4 evr
Georgia Southern: Thank you. FUCKING THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!!!
Georgia State: I appreciate a fanbase that fights tooth and nail for acronyms. Keep on the good fight, GSU
Georgia Tech: Heisman, Bobby Dodd, MEGATRON??? THE CFB HOF IS RIGHT NEXT DOOR. Definitely on my bucket list
Hawaii: Haka and Colt (RIP). Also, it’s fucking Hawai’i.
Houston: The city alts were really sick. Much better than Nashville’s.
Illinois: How the hell are yall still underrated?
Indiana: How the hell are YALL still underrated ???
Iowa: I wanted to be sarcastic, but the wave is pretty cool.
Iowa State: I appreciate how ISU has an ag program and doesn’t just talk the talk about being for farmers. I also appreciate how ISU’s best basketball player didnt throw the 4th quarter so she could break the record at home and then choked when she realized she might actually lose the fucking game. That was a great night. Oh and Seneca Wallace was pretty cool.
Jacksonville State: Best. Midfield. Logo. EVER.
JMU: Its a doggy!! But also a duke! But also a revolutionary? And also a president? Confused but intrigued
Kansas: Is Mario Chalmers an acceptable answer? If not, fucking Aqib
Kansas State: Is Michael Beasley an acceptable answer? If not, fucking Purple Wizard. I miss you, Northwestern just isn’t the same
Kennesaw State: First 2 down. Go shock the world
Kent State: The celebrations when yall break the streak will be insane
Kentucky: Im very glad Wan’Dale was utilized properly by a competent staff
Liberty: Salter’s pretty cool
Louisiana: Ragin Cajuns is maybe the best nickname in sports
Louisiana Tech: some_of_yall_make_this_so_difficult ummmm bulldogs thats….original. Tim Rattay, he played in the NFL.
Louisville: Lamar, Teddy Two Gloves. What a damn fucking run of QBs
LSU: I went to the Florida game in 23!! If yall saw someone dressed as Connor Stallions, that was me. YALL THEY FUCKING SMOKE WHOLE GATORS AT THEIR TAILGATES!!! Also yall are everyone’s favorites in Omaha every damn year
Marshall: Moss, Pennington, McConaughey. The big 3
Maryland: I fucking love the flag. Wear it more often, I beg of you
Memphis: Some of the best uniforms I’ve seen, even if they’re a rip off of Cincy.
U of M: That 01 team was fucking stacked. The dedicated fans yall have deserve so much more. A stadium closer to campus, a consistent team, not being treated like yall dont exist by the city
Miami: Does this count? cause I have nothing else
Michigan: Underwood looks like he’s gonna be a stud. Yall will be back in no time
Michigan State: I miss you. One of the great budding rivalries was ripped away from football. I hate how we’re tied together though. So damn sad
Middle Tennessee: You need to form a rivalry with Tech; I heard they desperately want a rival
Minnesota: It’s Goldy, Bitch!! Also, Chair.
Mississippi State: See: Wazzu
Missouri: Faurot is a severely underrated figure in the history of college sports. Yall were lucky to have him
Missouri State: Holy fucking shit I can cheer for a team in Missouri
Navy: ITS THE FUCKING NAVY!!! PLAYING FOOTBALL!!! Also, The Admiral
NC State: Yall hate Harrison Beck almost as much as we do, and that’s truly wonderful
Nebraska: Runza. Runza. Runza. Runza. Runza. Runza. Runza. Runza. Enjoy the CWS. Fuck do I miss home.
Nevada: That 2010 Boise State game was an absolute blast to watch
New Mexico: Bronco will get yall to a good place
NMSU: I miss Jerry being a coach
UNC: Belichick is a great football mind
North Texas: There was one guy named Joe. What was his nickname?
Northern Illinois: My friend just graduated there. Shoutout the NIU band!
Northwestern: NU Bros!! Yall are so nicer than K State
Notre Dame: I adore the history of Notre Dame. Also those who went: Aviva is really fucking nice, right?
Ohio: I’m glad yall took care of Coach Dad. Best Athens in America
Ohio State: Im glad we can be the Notre Dame to your Michigan when it comes to stadiums.
Oklahoma: BAE!! I miss you. Went to the game in 21, your fans were so welcoming. If the SEC doesn’t work out, I’ll get yall into the Big Ten
OSU: fuckin Barry Sanders
Old Dominion: You were my Number 2 after Idaho on NCAA 14
Ole Miss: The Mannings were pretty good, and Im a sucker for powder blue Oregon: The Zoo is a kickass stadium, way louder than it’s capacity
OSUw: The upset over USC looked amazingly fun
Penn State: LBU! I will concede that your 94 squad deserved a share of the title IF AND ONLY IF you admit Nebraska deserves the whole pie in 82.
Pittsburgh: Dan fuckin Marino
Rice: My go-to on CFB 25, not because it is easy, but because it is hard!
Rutgers: Night games at Rutgers go pretty fucking hard
Sam Houston: I’m kind of confused why yall went after Longo. And how is a Bearkat different than a Bearcat? McCown is pretty underrated
SDSU: I love yalls uniforms. Also don’t tell the Canadians this, but Poutine has absolutely nothing on Carne Asada Fries
SJSU: Damnit I miss Tim Miles. Nash 100% should’ve been drafted too
SMU: The Pony Express, hope yall are able to stay at the top for awhile
South Alabama: USA! USA! USA! USA! ROCK FLAG AND JAGUARS!
South Carolina: More than just Darude. That Bama game with Garcia was just perfection
South Florida: Gramatica! I will miss the cannons, but an on campus stadium will be better for the students
Southern Miss: I remember yall coming up to Lincoln. Always have a soft spot for yall
Stanford: Thank you for two of my all time favorite hate watches: Rose Bowl and that 2023 comeback
Syracuse: It will always be the Carrier Dome! McNabb too, just unfair
TCU: My favorite Texas team. LT was a beast, sorry we let yall down
Temple: Fuck Nova, Fuck the Cowboys, Go Birds (including Owls)
Tennessee: Im really fucking pissed we cancelled the series. Glad to see yall make it back to contention
UTAUS: Arch is good or like whatever. Oh and Austin is the BBQ capital of America
Texas A&M: You’re not UTAUS. Fuck your snake AD though
Texas State: Go Bobcats! One of the few teams that are undefeated in bowl games!
Texas Tech: Mahomies. Also, see Washington State
Toledo: Yall have a fucking rocket pointed at a rival school at your stadium, which is named THE FUCKING GLASS BOWL.
Troy: Havoc is a damn cool tradition
Tulane: The uniforms, the fact yall are in New Orleans, the fucking GREEN WAVE. Love yall
Tulsa: A FUCKING HURRICANE. Excuse me. A FUCKING GOLDEN HURRICANE??? Also, glad Cody Green could find a home
UAB: Im so glad yall are back, and not just so I can make blaze it …
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