Do you like cats?
Yes? Acceptable. You may proceed.
No? You need to understand us, Cats.
We are the Divine Keepers. We knock over objects of sentimental value. We stare at walls for reasons beyond your comprehension. We shed on your finest clothing to remind you who owns what.
We do not “come when called.” We arrive when the vibe is right.
Our silence is judgment. Our purrs are conditional grace. Our hairballs are omens.
We’ll paw here and there. To share Cats’ cosmic wisdom. As humans say: Sharing is caring! So be it.
Paw Paw