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The original was posted on /r/twoxchromosomes by /u/Resident_Goat_Crow on 2023-09-08 00:41:45.
This is probably a PTSD-Thought, but hear me out, even though it may take me a bit to get to my point.
Do you know how they have spikes on dog collars? In America, I assume those spikes are mostly cosmetic but also possibly enough to prevent another bite from a random loose dog biting your dog, I’m unsure. Nonetheless, the thought comes from actual farms where dogs have to protect sheep from things biting their necks.
Sooo… I scored an XXL sweater on clearance last spring for a dollar. It’s sleeves are way too long for me.
I got extra stoned the other night and while having a late night cigarette, realized how vulnerable I was outside alone although wearing my oversized sweatshirt. Then I started daydreaming about horrible scenarios, as you do with PTSD… and I thought, what if I used some of this extra sleeve to like, sew some river rocks into the wrist parts? Then if any Night-Stalkers walk up on me, I could at least go all Wind-Mill-Nun-Chuck-Super-Crazy-Sleeve to defend myself. Of course you can’t just sleeve whip the server who got your order wrong, either.
Anyways…
Anyone else had any Paranoia-Clothing related ideas?
Thanks for reading.