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The original was posted on /r/cfb by /u/Nuclear_Testicle on 2025-05-29 17:27:19+00:00.
The landscape of college football is as follows
- All games are pay per minute to watch
- Pat McAfee has been arrested for running a children’s fight club
- Jordan Hudson has moved UNC to Los Angeles
- Saban gets caught with a .44 magnum on Game Day waiting for Shane Gillis to make his appearance
- Kirby Smart is hired by Team Penske
- We find out Ryan Day has a peanut allergy
- The University of Hawaii is in the B1G
- The overtime rules are somehow worse
- Purdue Pete is on the FBI’s most wanted list and gone missing
- Oregon changes their duck mascot to have a rocket engine in its ass
- Missouri gets the death penalty for Auburn beating Alabama