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The original was posted on /r/twoxchromosomes by /u/ayhri on 2023-09-06 01:39:30.

I’m so mortified right now I literally want to cry. It got delivered and within 5 minutes I realized it had been delivered to THEIR house. So I ran over to fetch it from the front porch, and no… Not there. I ordered it from Amazon, so I knew it had been on their front porch. It’s an older man and his adult son, both very conservative, and I just KNEW they had opened it because they’ve always been kind of weird and really don’t like us.

I summoned all of the bravery I had and went over to ask if my package had been delivered and the son acted really embarrassed and wouldn’t look at me, and I just KNEW. He said “I haven’t seen it around.” So I went home and just sat on the floor for awhile.

Ten minutes ago I find it on my front porch. the amazon box itself had been opened, and the packaging was discreet (but you could tell what it was because the name of the brand was on the box. Look up the brand, and you’ll see toys galore and the logo is basically a moderny looking penis ugh). They hadn’t opened the actual plastic or messed with the toy itself, thankfully. I have just been having a minor breakdown ever since. I’m so furious and upset. They are the kind of people to laugh about this, and when I went over there, they were looking at me with this leery, laughing look and I just feel like I might throw up. the one time I decide to buy a sex toy it gets delivered there. I don’t even know if I can use it because I am just thinking about how mortified I am. by this whole experience. I’m a 24 year old woman, I shouldn’t be ashamed, but I am so so horrified. I’m terrified they’ll tell someone I ordered a sex toy or tell my family or something. I just feel sick to my stomach. What are the odds??? I just feel like crying honestly, I feel so sick. I wish I handn’t bought it. I know its overdramatic but I just want to move and change my name. Can anyone please share any embarrassing stories or ANYTHING I just don’t know how to feel better at the moment, it’s so silly but just the image of their faces is burned into my mind and I feel so awful.