Peter Dutton is in a serious but stable condition after receiving a welcome to his front door earlier today.
Stopping home briefly while on the campaign trail, the Opposition Leader had a cardiac arrest after spotting a welcome doormat on his porch. After receiving CPR at the scene, Dutton recovered enough to make a statement, saying it was ridiculous that he was unable to get in the door without being subjected to a welcome to his own house.
“It’s getting out of hand. This is my home; I don’t need to be welcomed to it,” he said.
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