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S-tier: Longhorn

Steak. No need to elaborate.

A-tier: Razorback, Gamecock

BBQ and fried chicken. Both tasty but less so than steak.

B-tier: Gator

When I eat gator, I feel like I shouldn’t be allowed to eat it. Makes me feel naughty. B-tier.

C-tier: Commodore, Eagle, Elephant

So cannibalism is taboo, but if you had to eat a human, you could do a lot worse than a Commodore. The salt water would add some flavor to the otherwise bland meat.

Eagles and elephants. I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to eat both, but they probably taste OK. If they lived in salt water, they would be ranked alongside gator and not with salty naval officers.

D-tier: Volunteer, Aggie, Sooner, Rebel

Unseasoned human flesh? D-tier for "disgusting."

F-tier: Bulldog, Tiger, Wildcat

Cats and dogs. Can’t do it.