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The original was posted on /r/twoxchromosomes by /u/Cthulhulululul on 2023-08-25 08:17:27.

The whole macho ‘alpha men get women/sex’ fairytale that they dudes are telling themselves is both ridiculous. Hell, it almost so if unbelievably that I wouldn’t be surprised if you told me that Hitachi and Adam&Eve got together and are encouraging incels as some sort of mass market ploy.

First, to be good at sex, you don’t need to be empathetic but you do need to be at least a passable communicator who can anticipate needs and has a genuine interest making the person your with feel good.

Second, vaginal stimuli operates on enough of a variant that what works for Barbara is just gonna piss Jacki off and frustrate JD. So there is not method you can employ reliably that doesn’t involve listening and getting feedback.

Third, ‘bad sex’ for women isn’t merely a missed orgasm but is often so bad it’s painful.

Idk how many times I’ve heard idiots equating sex with injury as some kind of sale tactic. Like no Randy, telling me that I won’t walk right for a week makes me want to block you and hire a security guard.

Which brings me to this, if you suck so bad at something that it’s physically injuring the person your doing it with and it’s supposed to have the opposite reaction, how the hell are you so delusional, so self centered that you can rationalize that level of failure into success.

If I said, ‘I give great head, the last 10 people I was with couldn’t walk right for a week. Hell, most of them pee blood for month!’ Folks should rightfully be concerned about what hell I’m doing and why the fuck I keep calling it a blow job.

Like I get when you have zero experience with something that you may have the urge to just make shit up. Sure, sexual performance may be one of those areas that still has enough ambiguity that whatever lies your telling yourself may seem like truth to other equally clueless people. That said, I feel like this particular lie has been exposed to enough of the public that the only response at this point should be barely contained laughter when it does come up.

That’s pretty much it. Just thought it was ridiculous and felt this would be a better contribution to the community then me just coming up with taglines for hitachi…. Which I may have done already but quite frankly it never gets old.

‘Hitachi, not affecting your ability to walk since 1968’