link to original reddit post by /u/richardd08
Stuff you won't hear:
-Nobody needs an automatic transmission. Tanks are weapons of war and they have automatic transmissions. Citizens don't need weapons of war.
-Something about scary black cars, "assault car", etc
-Just use a bike! If you need something that moves forwards automatically every time you hold down a pedal you must want to drive people over. No it doesn't matter than 99% of car owners just want to get from point A to point B faster, because we should redistribute the consequences of someone else's actions.
-Call a taxi/bus! They'll always come on time, right?
-Ban high capacity fuel tanks! You only need x gallons of fuel to drive 5 miles to work. *Measured by vehicle manufacturer with brand new vehicle on spotless perfectly flat track with no weather or traffic
-America has more vehicle deaths than European countries, so we should ban vehicles