This is an automated archive made by the Lemmit Bot.
The original was posted on /r/opensource by /u/todo-make-username on 2025-02-25 14:57:44+00:00.
My mad science experiment that spiraled out of control. No external scripts, log into the DB and play entirely via stored procedures.
I finished the proof of concept and decided it was time to move on to my next project. So I am releasing it to the public for your amusement and horror.
Enjoy!