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The original was posted on /r/nfl by /u/eattwo on 2025-01-28 02:03:38+00:00.
The Noon Nightmare has already guaranteed the outcome of Superbowl 59 (at least for those of us who are sane and rightfully believe in the Cousins’ Curse). The Chiefs have already locked in their world first 3-peat.
The Eagles let up in the biggest game of the season and let Chainz himself take them out of the running by a score of 22-21. Now they have 2 weeks of dread before Kelce gets down on one knee in celebration right in front of their bench of despair.
Those living in Philly, put your car somewhere safe and prepare for a SB loss riot (well, you’d have to do that in case of a win to I guess).