If you heard his feelings and make him cry that means you automatically have sex with him so choose your words carefully.
Well, Chris, I’m sorry but you will never be a woman so best I can do is enjoy a meal with you while we shit talk the left.
If Gov Chris Christie came on to you sexually, how would you respectfully decline to not hurt his feelings
Submitted 8 months ago by Sexypink@exploding-heads.com to askexplodingheads@exploding-heads.com
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ihatetroons@exploding-heads.com 8 months ago
Sexypink@exploding-heads.com 8 months ago
I think he’d be down for that
Wigglehard@exploding-heads.com 8 months ago
I tell him to dress like a dirty schoolteacher, then tell him to meet me in the middle of Times Square if you wants that good sex
Sexypink@exploding-heads.com 8 months ago
What if he says he’s too self-conscious are you going to comfort him
Blamemeta@lemm.ee 8 months ago
New conspricacy theory: Alice is Chris
Sexypink@exploding-heads.com 8 months ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣