If Gov Chris Christie came on to you sexually, how would you respectfully decline to not hurt his feelings

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Sexypink@exploding-heads.com⁩ to ⁨askexplodingheads@exploding-heads.com⁩

If you heard his feelings and make him cry that means you automatically have sex with him so choose your words carefully.

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Blamemeta@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
New conspricacy theory: Alice is Chris

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- Sexypink@exploding-heads.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  🤣🤣🤣🤣
  
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ihatetroons@exploding-heads.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Well, Chris, I’m sorry but you will never be a woman so best I can do is enjoy a meal with you while we shit talk the left.

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- Sexypink@exploding-heads.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  I think he’d be down for that
  
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Wigglehard@exploding-heads.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
I tell him to dress like a dirty schoolteacher, then tell him to meet me in the middle of Times Square if you wants that good sex

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- Sexypink@exploding-heads.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  What if he says he’s too self-conscious are you going to comfort him
  
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