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The original was posted on /r/cfb by /u/Standard_Let_6152 on 2024-12-23 19:43:38+00:00.
Every single transfer is shouting or God or Jesus. Transfer from Michigan? #AGTG. Transfer to Michigan? #AGTG. It’s just impossible to believe that God runs so hot and cold on the Wolverines.
Enter Greek polytheism. Let’s say Fernando Mendoza commits to Miami over USC and says “all glory to Zeus.” Can you image the meltdown of Trojan fans saying “as long as Apollo is the patron god of Troy, we’ll never win championships?”
What if Quinn Ewers was spotted at a Whataburger in Eleusis? You think Aggie fans wouldn’t be losing their mind speculating about him visiting the temple of Demeter and being a little too invested in agriculture to stay a Longhorn?