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The original was posted on /r/twoxchromosomes by /u/Anonymonymouses on 2023-08-09 16:24:34.

Welp. A past fun buddy is in town and I spent the night in his hotel room. He had to get to an early meeting so I called an Uber and headed down. Held my head high in the elevator full of suddenly quiet, well dressed meeting attendees, haha. My Uber driver was oddly quiet too. (In my head I’m like,”none a y’all ever seen a walk of shame before?”)

It’s not till I get home that I see I have a big, crusty smear of you-know-exactly-what on my left cheek, the side facing the people in the elevator and my driver. Ffs, lol.

Anyone else got stories?