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The original was posted on /r/cfb by /u/throw667 on 2024-11-29 02:50:57+00:00.
Cheap? Broke? Here are your ticket prices for this weekend of the regular CFB season.
FRIDAY
$3 – Ball State @ Ohio
$5 – Navy @ East Carolina. Brown shoes? Black shoes? Doesn’t matter, Sailors can afford to buy either at the base’s clothing sales with this price.
$8 – Utah @ UCF
SATURDAY
$2 – UAB @ Charlotte Got any of grandpa’s $2 bills laying around? He told you they’d be worth something someday.
$3 – Maryland @ Penn State. Why?? Is this a pricing typo? When did Happy Valley become cheapskate alley?
$3 – Pitt @ Boston College
$5 – North Texas @ Temple
$5 – Eastern Michigan @ Western Michigan
$5 – Southern Miss @ Troy
$7 – Duke @ Wake Forest
$8 – NM @ Hawaii
$8 – USF @ Rice
$9 – Louisiana @ UL Monroe
Finally, for the moneybags who spent their money on private jets and drove to the stadium in a limo with cow horns on the car, but can’t afford much else so they take the cheapest seat they still have money for:
$602 – Texas @ A&M