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I want the noise, the ruckus. I want the folks who will drink the town dry. I want the folks who will fly their flag proudly at every college game day no matter what. I want Mike Leach’s greatest legacy. I want to play alongside Washington State.

I want a scrappy engineers and scientists. I want folks who want to help the environment. I want people who rally the whole town the night before a football game. I want a mascot who scares the everloving shit out of me. I want to play alongside Oregon State.

I don’t care about money, I don’t care about academics. I want to watch teams who care about football. Fuck the suits who think they care about football. Real football fans would want either of you guys.

The ACC is looking at the wrong folks. I want Cougars. I want BEAVERS.

-Joseph C. Footballfan