link to original reddit post by /u/TheGrapestShowman
I'm on my way back home from a trip with my girl and dad. A few of the TSA goons decided they would fuck with us. Not that it's anyone's fucking business, but I and my family are vaccinated, but we were told to put on masks. Don't ask me why.
They pushed the three of us through, checked our shit, but stopped me. They were VERY rude to me and told me to step out of line after the scanner. When one of the bug-eyed TSA practically slapped my ass, I made sure to moan and whispered to him, "harder daddy".
I've never seen a grown man more angry and confused. I couldn't have been more happy.
Fuck these authoritarians.