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The original was posted on /r/cfb by /u/whereismymilkshake on 2024-10-29 17:26:12+00:00.
The time has come once more!
The bats are out, the ghosts are haunting, and Chaos is in full force. The CFBBall Poll Field, as is tradition, has been cursed, and all the cantankerous costumes, dastardly dialogue, and gobstopping gimmicks are on the field once more. Get ready to howl!
You might be wondering what’s going on with the text. That’s because Dawg’s been taught a little trick to extort some wins out of their opponents—namely Florida! You better watch out when the barrel of that Tommy starts smokin’, ‘cause Dawg ain’t thinkin’ twice!
There’s blood on the field. Unnecessary Roughness? Well, according to Boise State, it isn’t! It seems like their star running back’s gone on a rampage, and things might have gone a little messy! Who knew Boise State could murder unsuspecting run defenses with that big knife of his?
The two Gen X-defining wienerheads you love to hate are back, and one’s a little high on sugar. If those people in the poll weren’t busy doing their own things, They’d being a bother to the poll right now. We’re there, dude!
Catch all this scary, silly nonsense and much, much more at the /r/CFBBall subreddit, the official partner of painting the poll fields red!