Did our Gordon’s bring you and Wilson a Fanta to share. Or a Addock or a bi o’ fuckin ROE?? walk through past the chip man, into iz gardin, its a long dark road, but we may yet emerge victorious.  Look ere’s a fuckin beeckle, you and wils can wack it a’tween yuz. Aaaaaggghhhhh!!! AaAaaaaaaAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHG!!! Let’s av a look in the backends, we can make a den and camp out and hide from the chipman for weeks. Then we go down kinghurst ge a bi a fuckin nif and some rounders, and go out for a bakkle wiv Shenley.

Sidenote: sorry they had no kitkats, so I got u a goldcup.  I tie it to this bastard pigeons leg, and send im over. You can eat em both our kid.