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The original was posted on /r/twoxchromosomes by /u/GojosFavoriteSock on 2023-08-05 05:32:34.
I had ordered pizza to my dorm and anytime I tip I always tip generously. So later that day I get a text from an unknown number. It’s the guy who delivered my pizza saying thank you for the tip. A little odd but I just said “no problem” and thought that was the end of it. Well he proceeds to keep questioning me about why I gave him such a large tip. I just keep saying that I always tip generously not understanding where he’s going with the conversation.
He asks if we can hang out sometime. I happened to be having a party later that night so I told him he could come to it. He said he didn’t want to and he just wanted us to hang out alone. I asked why and he proceeded to say he wanted to pay me back for the tip in sex lol.
I essentially say “um wtf no!”. Also I’m going to add he looked exactly the way you would expect somebody who pulls things like this to look. And he just says “okay” and we never talk again.
So to anyone who thinks they’re bad at approaching the opposite sex just think of this guy lmao 🤣
Tldr: pizza guy thought I ordered extra sausage