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The original was posted on /r/twoxchromosomes by /u/ponderwander on 2023-08-05 01:52:31.
*** ranting about healthy dudes tying up the bathroom to scroll on their phone, watch porn or whatever else they are doing in there. If you have an actual medical condition none of this applies to you.
As a woman, I’ve heard my entire life how long girls take to get ready and what bathroom hogs we are. Nothing even comes close to a teenage boy. Nothing. I will shut that bs down instantly anytime I hear it and y’all should too. Grown dudes aren’t any better either. It’s vile that they actively choose to spend hours of their day sitting in a small, poorly ventilated bathroom after taking a shit. Literally breathing in their own aerosolized E. coli, touching other parts of their body and their phone. I wish they felt ashamed about this but it seems like some sort of perverse point of pride.
And the number of people who laugh that dudes are masturbating in there. Har, har teenage boys, amirite?! No, ef that too! Women manage to masturbate in places that are not inconsiderate to the other people around them and teen boys can learn to do the same. I categorically do not accept this.
Sitting on a toilet for an hour is not only gross, rude and inconsiderate it’s also flat out unhealthy. It gives you hemerrhoids and makes it harder to poop. It takes an average of 12 seconds to actively poop. 12 fucking seconds. 10 minutes is a luxurious amount of time. Any more than that, see a dr or come back later when you are actually ready to shit.
Just so fucking over how this is some kind of joke when it’s actually super rude and inconsiderate behavior, that dudes feel entitled to act this way.