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The original was posted on /r/AmItheAsshole by /u/Correct_Fact_5575 on 2023-08-04 21:55:19.
My brother-in-law spent a summer in Peru with his parents when he was a teen.
I don’t know why but this has become his personality.
I had a fun cocktail party at my apartment when I lived in the city. My sister brought him as they had just begun dating. He spent most of the time complaining that my Pisco Sours weren’t very authentic and he has much better ones in Peru.
We went out a couple of years later and ate at a little restaurant downtown that had tasty ceviche. Nope it was done all wrong.
You get the idea.
Well we all grew up and I married a guy who owns a small bit of land outside my hometown. We have a bit of an animal rescue and I love it.
There is only one pube in the pie.
Larry and Darnell
Llamas.
They are ill tempered assholes.
I still love them but I have grown to understand their moods. They don’t have BLS but it seems close sometimes.
But the worst thing is that they spit. A lot.
And accurately.
My sister’s family is spending two weeks with us this summer to get the kids out of the city and so the cousins can all spend time together.
I gave everyone the same warning. Keep away from the llamas they aren’t friendly.
My brother-in-law knew better because he had lived in Peru and used them as pack animals.
Well he is currently in the bathroom washing out his mouth for the last fifteen minutes.
He went right over to the llamas to show his kids they weren’t dangerous. And he got a double barrel of llama phlegm right in his mouth and his eye.
He called me an asshole for not telling him that my llamas spit.
ALL LLAMAS SPIT.
Anyone who lived in Peru and used them as pack beasts would know this.
I found out from my sister just now is that he went to a touristy golf course that has llamas as carriers for the golf clubs.
He didn’t even go on a long hike with them.
AITA for not being more explicit in my warning?