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The original was posted on /r/cfb by /u/Zloggt on 2024-08-28 15:00:08+00:00.
A tradition unlike any other.
I must give credit, first to /u/ballzxxtoxxyou, for starting (and, for the longest time, maintaining) these threads; and second to /u/MC-PhatNeck, who decided to help revive WLIIW after months of inactivity. I’m not sure where they are now (especially the latter, who apparently has deleted their account many moons ago), but regardless, I wish to give them both my appreciation for all the fun /r/CFB had with Whose Line over the years. Thank you very much!
Hello! Welcome back to Whose Line Is It Wednesday, where the upvotes don’t matter! I am your uisce-drinking, cabbage-boiling, still-not-ready-to-give-up-the-summer (even-if-the-kickoffs-are-mostly-gonna-be-before-August-ends) .5% Emerald Isle-heritage host, /u/Zloggt!
Top o’ the morning to ye, laddies and lassies! Now, I’m sure we are all desperately sitting and edging on the edge of our seats, oh so eager to finally put away the beach heat and tropical beverages for the taste of crisp air and apple-favored ambrosias - and, of course, experiencing the peak of this seasonal transition called Labor Day weekend…complete with…you know…some (Yankee) footy, simple as!
But now now, dearies, it’s not (yet) time for that - for we still have quite a craic of a Week 0 to recap! And wow, was it grand and gas at that! In fact, you may as well call it a corned beef sandwich of a gameday - full of delicious salted brisket and pickled cabbage equivalents, like Montana State sticking to their promises by eventually completing the comeback against some Lobos whilst on the lam, or SMU finally fulfilling their dreams of being back in the big boy’s table by taking care of business (somewhat) in Reno (since mommy and daddy’s hedge funds didn’t see enough growth over the summer to play in Vegas, to their regret) - and perhaps even some dressing in the form of the FAMU Rattlers, who more or less relied on some internal animal instinct to pick up the slack for the Floridian capital city whom they share real estate with, hmm?
And, well, to wrap up this analogy, the goodies are finally sandwiched between not one but two pieces of bug-themed bread - in which the bottom piece had many a college football sicko superfan dedicate time to linger about and watch Hawaii (somewhat) dispatch a group of travel-tired Dover Hornets going into Sunday…and, of course, the most delicious top piece that started this whole pretty day off, in which months and months of Seminole-sourced sourness and self-pity (oscillating between being justified and excessive) was almost-instantaneously erased - or, well, enforced, perhaps…after another group of nerdy Yellow Jackets from Atlanta decided to put an end to all of the ridiculous thoughts people were having…and, chose to rise up at the last moment of near-death and deny Florida State some much-desired salvation in their head…like a ZOMBIE!!
So, yeah, quite a craic of a weekend! Now, if you will excuse me, I must go and tend to my cranberries before tomorrow comes…
Since this is the first time we’re doing this in quite a while, let’s go over some rules:
Any game from the show can be used. Here is a list of the games:
Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question. For example, a skit should like this: “Things you could say about Florida State, but not your girlfriend”, to which a reply can go like “Had too much to drink last night?”, or “It’s really funny seeing that wasp sting you!”, or anything else, really. Cause look - you got an imagination, so use it!
Although not that serious, most comments should be within two lines, so if you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations. And most importantly, if you still don’t understand how it works (and that’s fine!), just take a look around this thread, of past Whose Line threads to get some clues - and, hopefully, figure it out.
Have fun!
(and also don’t jokokoko too much…totally not a case of me forgetting to finish editing before posting time…heh!)