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The original was posted on /r/cfb by /u/Jorts-Battalion on 2023-07-31 20:17:17.


Some examples from years of listening to press conferences:

  • “We’re going to get the ball to our best playmakers”
  • “Our defense is going to be aggressive”
  • “We want to create mismatches at the skill positions”
  • “We need to get our playmakers in space and create separation”
  • “We’re going to put our best 11 guys on the field”
  • “We have a tremendous amount of respect for [FCS punching bag]”

It’s crazy how the press eats these lines up like they’re remarkable in any way.