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The original was posted on /r/cfb by /u/MysteriousEdge5643 on 2024-07-30 21:41:46+00:00.
This is going to take some getting used to, but in three days my team is going to join a new conference. I still don’t really know how to be a proper Big Ten fan, so I have a few questions I wanted to ask.
- Who should I hate more as a neutral observer, Michigan or Ohio State?
- Is Nebraska ever going to be back?
- Which state has the best corn?
- Who are the bottom feeder teams in the conference everyone roots for?
- How does Iowa keep spawning white DBs out of nowhere?
- Which teams play offense?
- Why are you letting Puddles take advantage of your schools for propaganda campaigns? We’ve been trying to warn you that they’re going to steal your recruits.
- Is playing on a random night at Iowa or Purdue really that terrifying?
- Can we all agree to make fun of USC for no reason?
- Which teams should I start clowning on?
- Does Illinois really exist? I haven’t ever heard anything about their football program. I’m convinced they aren’t a real school.
- Anything else I should know?