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The original was posted on /r/cfb by /u/LukeVenable on 2024-07-17 16:17:21+00:00.
Ok a lot of people are pointing out that I should have said “nickname”, not “mascot”. I can’t edit the title but just wanted to acknowledge this
Tier 1: totally ethical and cool
Temple Owls
Boston College Eagles
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
Louisville Cardinals
Kansas Jayhawks
TCU Horned Frogs
Iowa Hawkeyes
Maryland Terrapins
FAU Owls
Louisiana Tech Bulldogs
Rice Owls
Uconn Huskies
Ball State Cardinals
Bowling Green Falcons
Buffalo Bulls
SMU Mustangs
USF Bulls
Texas Longhorns
EMU Eagles
Miami (Ohio) Redhawks
NIU Huskies
Western Michigan Broncos
Air Force Falcons
Boise State Broncos
Fresno State Bulldogs
Colorado Buffaloes
Oregon Ducks
Washington Huskies
Georgia Bulldogs
Mississippi State Bulldogs
Coastal Carolina Chanticleers
Georgia Southern Eagles
USM Golden eagles
Toledo Rockets
Kennesaw State Owls
Tier 2: Perfectly ethical but kind of lame
Syracuse Orange
Ohio State Buckeyes
Akron Zips
Stanford Cardinal
Alabama Crimson Tide
Tulane Green Wave
Tier 3: Badass but questionable morality
South Carolina Gamecocks
Memphis Tigers
Clemson Tigers
NC State Wolfpack
Pittsburgh Panthers
Baylor Bears
Cincinnati Bearcats
Houston Cougars
Kansas State Wildcats
Michigan Wolverines
Northwestern Wildcats
Penn State Nittany Lions
FIU Panthers
Ohio Bobcats
Colorado State Rams
Nevada Wolf Pack
Arizona Wildcats
Cal Golden Bears
UCLA Bruins
Washington State Cougars
Arkansas Razorbacks
Auburn Tigers
Florida Gators
Kentucky Wildcats
Missouri Tigers
Arkansas State Red Wolves
Georgia State Panthers
South Alabama Jaguars
Texas State Bobcats
New Mexico Lobos
Jacksonville State Gamecocks
Sam Houston Bearkats
BYU Cougars
Tier 4: Questionable morality and also not that cool
Minnesota Gophers
Wisconsin Badgers
UTSA Roadrunners
Oregon State Beavers
Tier 5: Cool but very fucked up
East Carolina Pirates
Navy Midshipmen
UNC Tar heels
USC Trojans
Virginia Cavaliers
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
Oklahoma Sooners
Oklahoma State Cowboys
Texas Tech Red Raiders
UCF Knights
West Virginia Mountaineers
Indiana Hoosiers
Michigan State Spartans
Nebraska Cornhuskers
Purdue Boilermakers
Rutgers Scarlet Knights
Charlotte 49ers
MTSU Blue Raiders
UTEP Miners
WKU Hilltoppers
Army Black Knights
NMSU Aggies
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
UMass Minutemen
Hawaii Rainbow Warriors
San Diego State Aztecs
San Jose State Spartans
UNLV Rebels
Utah State Aggies
Duke Blue Devils
Wyoming Cowboys
Tennessee Volunteers
Texas A&M Aggies
Vanderbilt Commodores
App State Mountaineers
Louisiana Monroe Warhawks
Louisiana Ragin’ Cajuns
Old Dominion Monarchs
Troy Trojans
WKU Hilltoppers
Ole Miss Rebels
Tier 6: Hate crime
Florida State Seminoles
Central Michigan Chippewaws
Utah Utes
Illinois Fighting Illini
Tier 7: Can’t even be mad because so impressive
Tulsa Golden Hurricane
Miami Hurricanes
Iowa State Cyclones
Liberty Flames
Arizona State Sun Devils
Tier 8: Totally fine because it’s my favorite team
LSU Tigers
Tier 9: I don’t know what this is even after googling
North Texas Mean Green
UAB Blazers
Kent State Golden Flashes
James Madison Dukes
Marshall Thundering Herd
Virginia Tech Hokies