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Overall the past several decades, we have seen realignment turn the college football world upside down. Historic rivals have been torn apart, geographic sensibility has gone out the window, and TV executives are ruling the roost. However, there is a single correct conference that can come to be via realignment:
The Braum’s Conference.
Its eight member institutions are scattered across three states, and its conference championship game will feature the top two regular season teams playing at the 1. seed’s home stadium, albeit all school branding will be replaced with Braum’s logos of various sizes. The endzones will be painted pick and display Braums in white lettering. The winner will be awarded the coveted Golden Braum’s Bag of Burgers and the winning coaches and play would each receive a one year unlimited gift certificate valid at all Braum’s locations.
The members of this conference would be:
The University of Oklahoma
Oklahoma State University
The University of Tulsa
The University of Arkansas
The University of North Texas
Southern Methodist University
Texas Christian University
Texas Tech University
Each of these fine academic institutions are located in a city with a Braum’s location, allowing all fans in the conference to enjoy the best burgers, chicken strips, and ice cream that money can buy at all games both home and away.